You Are Poor

So one of the Valleywag writards was bitching about his pay. And the Denton cut it to around 2/3 what it was before. I’m guessing this will only lead to more miserable pageview baiting. You guys are pathetic. Seriously, get a real job. Or just game Digg to get some worhless traffic that will screw Nick out of some cash.

Invent Your Own Lexicon, Valleywag Writards

So there’s this blog called Fake Steve Jobs that’s frigging hilarious. One of the best parts is the way he invents his own nicknames for famous tech industry people like Beast Master Bill (Gates) and mocks people by appending “tard” to practically everything (iTard, freetard, celebritard, etc.). It’s just a riot.

Well, apparently the dbag writers at Valleywag realized how popular this guy is (maybe cuz his jokes are actually funny?) and decided to start stealing his shtick (see here and here).

They’ve latched onto it pretty hard and using the tard approximately every 4th post.

Come on guys, don’t be plagiaristards. Let’s see something original. Or better yet, quit Valleywag and do something with your lives.