Jordan Golson is a Ginger

Sucks for him. No wonder he is bitter about the Gawker pay scale. I wonder, is he gay?

Just In: Owen Thomas is Fat

Uber vlogger Loren Feldman (of tech nigga fame) did a nice video about how fat and disgusting Owen Thomas is and how his gay husband tried to fuck him. I would feel bad about posting this, but that d-bag is responsible for V-wag.

Fuck Valleywag

So apparently there’s this blog called Valleywag that goes around digging into the business and personal lives of people who work in the tech industry.

To be honest we find it pretty amusing usually, but recently we realized something was wrong.

There’s no one insulting the owners and writers of Valleywag! Totally not fair. So we figure we should start. We won’t actually be digging up any dirt. We’ll just make stuff up and rip on their half-assed coverage of the tech beat.

Who knows, maybe some embarrassing photos or personal stories will come in?

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