Jordan Golson is a Ginger

Sucks for him. No wonder he is bitter about the Gawker pay scale. I wonder, is he gay?

Just In: Owen Thomas is Fat

Uber vlogger Loren Feldman (of tech nigga fame) did a nice video about how fat and disgusting Owen Thomas is and how his gay husband tried to fuck him. I would feel bad about posting this, but that d-bag is responsible for V-wag.

You Are Poor

So one of the Valleywag writards was bitching about his pay. And the Denton cut it to around 2/3 what it was before. I’m guessing this will only lead to more miserable pageview baiting. You guys are pathetic. Seriously, get a real job. Or just game Digg to get some worhless traffic that will screw Nick out of some cash.

Invent Your Own Lexicon, Valleywag Writards

So there’s this blog called Fake Steve Jobs that’s frigging hilarious. One of the best parts is the way he invents his own nicknames for famous tech industry people like Beast Master Bill (Gates) and mocks people by appending “tard” to practically everything (iTard, freetard, celebritard, etc.). It’s just a riot.

Well, apparently the dbag writers at Valleywag realized how popular this guy is (maybe cuz his jokes are actually funny?) and decided to start stealing his shtick (see here and here).

They’ve latched onto it pretty hard and using the tard approximately every 4th post.

Come on guys, don’t be plagiaristards. Let’s see something original. Or better yet, quit Valleywag and do something with your lives.

Fake Nick Denton, Best Thing on the Web Related to Valleywag

A few weeks ago someone started a Tumblr blog in homage to Nick Denton, the beloved founder of Valleywag. It’s not quite Fake Steve level but still good for a chuckle.

It’s full of personal references to Gawker employees and affiliates as well as NY Denton haunts, leading many to believe that the mastermind behind it is actually a Gawker employee him/herself.

You poor soul, I’ll bet you have plenty of dirt on those Valleywag soundrels! Send a little this way.

Fuck Valleywag

So apparently there’s this blog called Valleywag that goes around digging into the business and personal lives of people who work in the tech industry.

To be honest we find it pretty amusing usually, but recently we realized something was wrong.

There’s no one insulting the owners and writers of Valleywag! Totally not fair. So we figure we should start. We won’t actually be digging up any dirt. We’ll just make stuff up and rip on their half-assed coverage of the tech beat.

Who knows, maybe some embarrassing photos or personal stories will come in?

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